greedyraptor:

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

healingsuggestions:

Don’t stress the could haves. If it should have, it would have.

carryonmywaywardassbutts:

remlupins:

so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

I need to bring this classic back

davidisbeyonce:

Diet has the word die in it and i dont like threats so i try to stay away from dieting

ostracizedpoodle:

at your next eye exam tell your doctor “all i see is signs all i see is dollar signs”